Dating Tip #2: Personal Space

Dating Tip #2: Personal Space

Talking to girls throughout the night is all about making a connection and what better way to make a connection then getting right up next to them. When you find yourself at Kams the loud music is a great excuse to get as close as possible to talk to the girl of your dreams. Always remember it is easy to fall in love and I find myself falling each night. The girls love when you are right next to them and they can smell the whiskey cokes on your breath because it shows you can handle you booze and whenever possible put your hand around them and pull them right up to your belly. They will love the warmth you provide and the mix of sweat and spilled drinks on your body. Trust me it always works for me.

Real Hookup Testimonials: Hookup #1

Real Hookup Testimonials: Hookup #1

“I gotta say, my hookup experience with Scott was a good one. He’s a smooth talker, a down to earth guy, and he definitely makes you feel special. We were at Joe’s one night and I didn’t really know him personally. I’m a shy girl so I was too afraid to approach him, but as the night went on, he actually came up to me. We eventually went back to his place and let me tell you, THIS BOY KNOWS HOW TO KISS. He’s also a really good cuddler and will let you turn on any Netflix show of your choice. 10/10 would recommend! ily Scottie <3”

Hangin’ with the Gals: Update #1

Hangin’ with the Gals: Update #1

Time to suit up! May not look as good as Barney Stinson, but the girls can’t tell the difference. I have three girls on my mind tonight and instead of trying to please all of them you just gotta put them up against each other. So I invited all of them out to meet me for some drinks. I had a nice brew in my hand while all my girls were steady sippin’ on vodka water limes, the table was silent because let’s be real what girl wants to be a date with two others girls. None! But if they are trying to get a piece of Scotty Fisher they are going to have to work for it.

I’ll keep ya posted how the night goes….

Dating Tip #1: Over Pregaming

Dating Tip #1: Over Pregaming

Dating Tip #1: Over Pregaming

When it comes to starting off your night right you have to prepare yourself to talk to girls and what better way to do that then pounding a couple brewskis and slaying half a handle of Evan Williams. When talking to girls you have to be as open minded as possible. I have spent years perfecting this trick and my method has yet to let me down. Once I am causally wasted I can understand everything so much clearer and talking to girls becomes second nature.

A Poem for Boots

A Poem for Boots

                      A Poem for Boots

Those bright blue eyes, that long dark hair
When looking at other girls, you do not compare
The moment I met you, I wanted to sing
I was the happiest man ever, when we were a fling

I’d bite you all over and you’d get dark marks
Some were so huge, they were mistaken for landmarks
The warmth of your arms, the kiss from your lips
I love so much, that I’d give up dip

And time went on and we grew apart,
You’ve been boppin’ around, but still have my heart
We still have feelings, and everyone knows
Maybe one day, we’ll get married at Joe’s
So even though I’ve been with other sloots
Forever and always, you’ll still be my Boots